A Perfect Fit

How A Cat Feels When It Gets Laid Off From Work

All Of Canada Is An Embarrassment

Congratulations to the Vancouver fans whose class and poise at a time of defeat reflected their Olympic City status.  All of Canada should be proud.

Canada on Strike

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Thank you Buzzfeed and South Park Studios.

Salem Willows Amusement Park History Quiz

Before you take the quiz, take notice of the high score:

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It's Hot As Shih-Tzu's In Salem

Though dogs do have sweat glands, they don't sweat much.  Thermoregulation takes place by panting when saliva evaporates from the tongue cooling the blood.  When that doesn't do the job, they do this:

Via Buzzfeed.

Awesome Playable/Recordable Google Guitar Logo Today

A Google Doodle is an artistic version of the Google logo usually posted to commemorate a holiday or an important event.  It started on August 30, 1998 with the Burning Man Festival as a way for Google's founders to notify user's of their absence in case the servers went down.

Over the years it has become a regular occurrance and a team of designers has been busy designing over 300 designs for google.com in the US and over 700 internationally.

Some of the designs have been very unique, like the playable Pacman game to celebrate the anniversary of Pacman.  But today's is the best I've seen.  Today's Google Doodle commemorates Les Paul's birthday.  It's a playable guitar that lets you record for 30 seconds and leaves you a unique link so you can keep your recording.  Though, for some reason everything you play on it sounds like crappy indie hipster music. (see True Story...) 

Here's mine: http://goo.gl/doodle/17Uz  ...move over Death Cab for Cutie.

True Story...

Thank you Huffington Post.

The Alec Baldwin - John Krasinski Rivalry

Baldwin, born in Massapequa, NY and Krasinski a native of Newton, MA bring the Redsox-Yankees rivalry to a new level in the following commercials.

You will be dead in October!

Get your face fixed.

That was not easy.

Ha!

This is fantastic.  Rather than just admitting she made a mistake while referring to Paul Revere's history (while visiting Paul Revere's house with the media) in a brief interview, Sarah Palin defends herself on Fox News citing "gotcha" journalism. I love how Chris Wallace laughs in her face at the end.

In a ridiculous attempt to change history in Palin's favor, her brilliant supporters took to Paul Revere's Wikipedia page to make revisions. (Wikipedia revision history)

This is quite sad but it is a glimpse of the future.  Soon America will have an illiterate former beauty queen as its president.  Thank goodness she has such a close relationship with Russia.  I'm sure all of that foreign relations experience will get the US economy back on track...   I for one, will welcome a new simpleton as president and her patriotic stance to acheive such new and exciting things as "securing our freedoms" and "warnin' us with bells" if anybody is planning on "takin' away our arms."  I sure as hell don't want anybody takin' my arms or my legs for that matter.

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Thanks again to the Confederate Flag flying shitheads who actualize this heinous affront to the American political system. 

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This guy is selling silk sarees.  I had to watch it a couple times; he's very quick. Mad retail clerk skills ya'll!