Are You Ready?

If Jackass was in elementary school these guys would have a Ph.D.

Wave Goodbye To Any Happy Childhood Memories

This clip is from 'The Orson Welles Show," an unaired talk show pilot.  In the clip, Orson Welles is interviewing creative geniuses Jim Henson and Frank Oz.  Welles' creepy, unorthodox, over the top dramatics places two of our favorite muppets in situations you'll never be able to unsee.  Enjoy!

I'm almost certain that the Kermit and Miss Piggy clips were not part of the original episode but they fit seemlessly into the dark, overscripted tapestry of the show.  So I guess we'll never know.

The episode also included an interview with Burt Reynolds and a segment in which Orson performs magic tricks with Angie Dickinson. Fascinating.

Bill & Ted's Excellently Bogus Adventurous Journey?

Greetings my excellent friends.  Unless it's some kind of elaborate post April foolery, The Wyld Stallions: Ted "Theodore" Logan and Bill S. Preston Esq., have confirmed they are on board for like a 3rd totally gnarly to the max adventure film.  Actually, Alex Winter (Bill) never confirmed anything, but come on, is he doing anything?

"My career is in danger of flunking most heinously."

Most Excellent Scene from Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure:

Guard: "Put them in the iron maiden."

Ted: "Iron maiden?"
Bill & Ted: "Excellent!" [air guitar]

Guard: "Execute them."

Bill & Ted: "Bogus."

Backside Dog Fakie Into An Ollie Pooch Stand

Dogboarding from DANIELS on Vimeo.

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