Thursday, January 12, 2012

Vermin Supreme 2012



Any candidate that mentions "harnessing the awesome power of zombies" as an energy source to lessen our reliance on foreign oil gets my vote. 

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Are You Ready?


If Jackass was in elementary school these guys would have a Ph.D.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Badass One-Woman Version of Feel Good, Inc. By The Gorillaz

Created by Youtube user BehindThoseEyes13.


Here is the original track featuring De La Soul.

As far as covers go, I'd say BehindThoseEyes13 did a rather respectful job, considering what could have happened.  For example, perky pop star Hillary Duff decided to go all non-conformity and show her self-destructive teen angst side at a concert in 2003 with her cover of the classic Who anthem "My Generation."  The problem with the cover was that she was and still is a terrible human being and moreover an awful entertainer.  How could anyone be so unjust to the greatest rock and roll band ever? Here's the proof.  Don't even watch it, just trust me.


This is how the song is supposed to be played:


No contest.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

Zooborn

The Sand Cat, native to hot, dry areas, even too extreme for the African Wildcat, has become almost extinct in many areas in which it was once common.  Recently, due to the efforts of the Zookeepers at Israel's Safari Zoo, a new Sand Cat has been bred in captivity.


Hullo, I'm endangered. (of being too cute!, but seriously, there aren't many of us left)


Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Boxing A Bear

Before WWE or WCW the only entertainment in fighting was bear boxing.  At the time, few knew the fights were fixed and semi-choreographed.  Here's an example from a fight between boxer Gus Waldorf and Mr. Bear.  In this fight, it's Mr. Bear's turn to win:


"Alright let me get my balance here. Wait, hey don't start yet."

"Alright, I'm up on two legs, check it out Gus.  Ow! Careful,
you're going to crack my sternum dude. Cripes!"

"Oof, take your time, sit down and catch your breath. 
I'm sweating my balls off over here."

"Why are you hitting yourself!? Ha, psych! Just messin'
with you.  We're cool bro."

"Okay, here I come with the finishing blow. Make it look real." 

"Crap, Dude, are you okay? Sorry."


Wednesday, June 15, 2011