Favorite quote: "1.44 megabytes!? Goddamn!"
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Monday, May 7, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
Thursday, February 16, 2012
Sunday, January 22, 2012
Thursday, January 12, 2012
Vermin Supreme 2012
Any candidate that mentions "harnessing the awesome power of zombies" as an energy source to lessen our reliance on foreign oil gets my vote.
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Monday, November 28, 2011
Wednesday, November 23, 2011
Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
Badass One-Woman Version of Feel Good, Inc. By The Gorillaz
Created by Youtube user BehindThoseEyes13.
Here is the original track featuring De La Soul.
As far as covers go, I'd say BehindThoseEyes13 did a rather respectful job, considering what could have happened. For example, perky pop star Hillary Duff decided to go all non-conformity and show her self-destructive teen angst side at a concert in 2003 with her cover of the classic Who anthem "My Generation." The problem with the cover was that she was and still is a terrible human being and moreover an awful entertainer. How could anyone be so unjust to the greatest rock and roll band ever? Here's the proof. Don't even watch it, just trust me.
This is how the song is supposed to be played:
No contest.
Wednesday, August 31, 2011
Tuesday, August 9, 2011
Zooborn
The Sand Cat, native to hot, dry areas, even too extreme for the African Wildcat, has become almost extinct in many areas in which it was once common. Recently, due to the efforts of the Zookeepers at Israel's Safari Zoo, a new Sand Cat has been bred in captivity.
| Hullo, I'm endangered. (of being too cute!, but seriously, there aren't many of us left) |
Friday, July 29, 2011
Bill Nye Explains Science to Another Retarded Fox News Anchor
Apparently the word science uttered on Fox News is blasphemy.
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Boxing A Bear
Before WWE or WCW the only entertainment in fighting was bear boxing. At the time, few knew the fights were fixed and semi-choreographed. Here's an example from a fight between boxer Gus Waldorf and Mr. Bear. In this fight, it's Mr. Bear's turn to win:
| "Alright let me get my balance here. Wait, hey don't start yet." |
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| "Alright, I'm up on two legs, check it out Gus. Ow! Careful, you're going to crack my sternum dude. Cripes!" |
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| "Oof, take your time, sit down and catch your breath. I'm sweating my balls off over here." |
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| "Why are you hitting yourself!? Ha, psych! Just messin' with you. We're cool bro." |
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| "Okay, here I come with the finishing blow. Make it look real." |
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| "Crap, Dude, are you okay? Sorry." |
Monday, June 20, 2011
Thursday, June 16, 2011
All Of Canada Is An Embarrassment
Congratulations to the Vancouver fans whose class and poise at a time of defeat reflected their Olympic City status. All of Canada should be proud.
Thank you Buzzfeed and South Park Studios.
Thank you Buzzfeed and South Park Studios.
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
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