Embryos kept in a frozen slush for six years were implanted into a surrogate female to create two of the cutest animals on the planet. Baby pandas, now deemed ugly, have come out against these furry wonders in an attempt to regain their position atop the precious pyramid. Their complaints of the use of banned substances have fallen on adorable deaf ears. This is a loss for the ages that I don't see the pandas recovering from any time soon. I smell a dynasty for the Black-Footed African Cats. And boom goes the dynamite.